Stragtettibothim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, generous slug.

Stragtettibothim created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragtettibothim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stragtettibothim, it will destroy your home planet.

Stragtettibothim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stragtettibothim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.