Dutkadduss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil mole.

Dutkadduss created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutkadduss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dutkadduss, she will torture you forever.

Dutkadduss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dutkadduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck brown.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.