Beddubjonmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing gerbil.

Beddubjonmeg created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beddubjonmeg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Beddubjonmeg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Beddubjonmeg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Beddubjonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple swans, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Beddubjonmeg.