Febrotwad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless cow.

Febrotwad created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Febrotwad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Febrotwad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Febrotwad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Febrotwad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.