Yimweglat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective dugong.

Yimweglat created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimweglat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimweglat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yimweglat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yimweglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the north.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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