Wipligmig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless jellyfish.

Wipligmig created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipligmig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wipligmig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wipligmig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wipligmig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wipligmig.

4. You must pray to Wipligmig five times a day.

5. Do not take Wipligmig's name in vain.