Rutkabyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful wasp.

Rutkabyatt created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutkabyatt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutkabyatt, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rutkabyatt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rutkabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.