Tarragpan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful finch.

Tarragpan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarragpan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tarragpan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tarragpan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tarragpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always take life seriously.