Volsattik is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring ferret.

Volsattik created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Volsattik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Volsattik, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Volsattik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Volsattik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Always help swans.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never paint your face green.
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