Ontdimhad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered lion.

Ontdimhad created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ontdimhad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ontdimhad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Ontdimhad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ontdimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.