Febnarjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective wolf.

Febnarjan created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febnarjan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febnarjan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Febnarjan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Febnarjan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Hide from green moths for they are unholy.

3. Never wear violet tights.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.