Somnadmisham is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous jellyfish.

Somnadmisham created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somnadmisham, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somnadmisham, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Somnadmisham's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Somnadmisham's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.