Safsabyakkabcadnab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless lion.

Safsabyakkabcadnab created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safsabyakkabcadnab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Safsabyakkabcadnab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Safsabyakkabcadnab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Safsabyakkabcadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safsabyakkabcadnab.

5. Never eat lentils.