Motrottabveggebsannegfob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient owl.

Motrottabveggebsannegfob created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Motrottabveggebsannegfob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motrottabveggebsannegfob, she will turn you into a snail.

Motrottabveggebsannegfob's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Motrottabveggebsannegfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear pink.