Jigdunsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain camel.

Jigdunsis created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jigdunsis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jigdunsis, it will turn you into a slug.

Jigdunsis' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jigdunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Run away if three capybaras approach from the north.