Ragyokteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient owl.

Ragyokteen created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyokteen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ragyokteen, she will come to you in dreams.

Ragyokteen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ragyokteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Ragyokteen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ragyokteen.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.