Ontbegfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered lizard.

Ontbegfum created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ontbegfum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontbegfum, she will turn you into a rat.

Ontbegfum's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ontbegfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ontbegfum's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about nebulae.