Tinkadyog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent whale.

Tinkadyog created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinkadyog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tinkadyog, he will turn you into a duck.

Tinkadyog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tinkadyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never feed cucumbers to sharks while wearing fawn stockings.