Cumtikmin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful slug.

Cumtikmin created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cumtikmin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cumtikmin, it will turn you into a tree.

Cumtikmin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cumtikmin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.