Wanflaglip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy wolf.

Wanflaglip created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanflaglip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wanflaglip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wanflaglip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wanflaglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Put Wanflaglip first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.