Sakspagfagbin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong duck.

Sakspagfagbin created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakspagfagbin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sakspagfagbin, it will turn you into a dog.

Sakspagfagbin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sakspagfagbin's Holy Commandments

1. Sakspagfagbin loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear blue shorts.