Gebcipfarn is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, astonishing
shark.
Gebcipfarn created dark energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gebcipfarn, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gebcipfarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Gebcipfarn's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Gebcipfarn's Holy Commandments1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
2. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing turquoise shoes.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Gebcipfarn must be the most important thing in your life.