Bithasjon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise unicorn.

Bithasjon created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bithasjon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bithasjon, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bithasjon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bithasjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not hurt geese.
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