Fasbunpang is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful coyote.

Fasbunpang created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbunpang, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fasbunpang, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fasbunpang's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fasbunpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.