Dibkipdub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise rhinoceros.

Dibkipdub created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibkipdub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibkipdub, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dibkipdub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dibkipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed beans to otters while wearing brown dresses.