Bapgepbon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent faun.

Bapgepbon created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bapgepbon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bapgepbon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bapgepbon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bapgepbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Bapgepbon on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.