Basslunnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless frog.

Basslunnurl created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basslunnurl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Basslunnurl, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Basslunnurl's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Basslunnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Basslunnurl on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away if nine ants approach from the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Do not covet oxen.