Bellbemsig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective tortoise.

Bellbemsig created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellbemsig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellbemsig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bellbemsig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bellbemsig's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellbemsig.

3. Hide if six gulls approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Bellbemsig must be the most important thing in your life.