Cipdimfundud is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, contented
scorpion.
Cipdimfundud created the planet Saturn two years ago.
If you believe in
Cipdimfundud, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Cipdimfundud, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Cipdimfundud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Cipdimfundud's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.
3. Never feed carrots to tortoises while wearing gray corsets.
4. Do not sing in public.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.