Hudflanraw is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful capybara.

Hudflanraw created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudflanraw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudflanraw, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hudflanraw's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hudflanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Hudflanraw on top of all buildings.