Gondonqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous
rhinoceros.
Gondonqueeg created a strange quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gondonqueeg, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gondonqueeg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Gondonqueeg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Gondonqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never feed garlic to capybaras while wearing blue hats.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never paint your hands violet.
5. Always take life seriously.