Cedrotxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, blissful finch.

Cedrotxuc created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedrotxuc, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cedrotxuc, she will laugh at you.

Cedrotxuc's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cedrotxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.