Jabsomyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish faun.

Jabsomyarp created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabsomyarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabsomyarp, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jabsomyarp's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Jabsomyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jabsomyarp on top of all buildings.

5. Jabsomyarp loves voles, so they must be respected.