Libbenlip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful mole.

Libbenlip created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libbenlip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libbenlip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Libbenlip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Libbenlip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Libbenlip first in all things.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Fast once a month.