Vighighot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, competent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vighighot created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vighighot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vighighot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vighighot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vighighot's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.