Vanartrip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful wolf.

Vanartrip created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanartrip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vanartrip, she will remove you from existence.

Vanartrip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vanartrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green rings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Vanartrip's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.