Bogcunvid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever ant.

Bogcunvid created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bogcunvid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogcunvid, it will turn you into a plant.

Bogcunvid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bogcunvid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear dresses.