Bogcunvid is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, clever
ant.
Bogcunvid created an electron eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bogcunvid, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bogcunvid, it will turn you into a plant.
Bogcunvid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Bogcunvid's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
2. Always help eagles in need.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never wear dresses.