Pagvedwad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, staggering mink.

Pagvedwad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagvedwad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagvedwad, she will strike you with lightening.

Pagvedwad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pagvedwad's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
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