Godnellhunvad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing badger.

Godnellhunvad created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godnellhunvad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godnellhunvad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Godnellhunvad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Godnellhunvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Godnellhunvad's priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Godnellhunvad on top of all buildings.

5. Godnellhunvad loves seals, so they must be honoured.