Tonkquartced is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless cow.

Tonkquartced created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Tonkquartced, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tonkquartced, she will turn you into a rock.

Tonkquartced's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tonkquartced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Tonkquartced four times a day.