Funditjip is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced
dingo.
Funditjip created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Funditjip, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Funditjip, it will turn you into a mole.
Funditjip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Funditjip's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not wear cyan clothing.