Funditjip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced dingo.

Funditjip created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funditjip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Funditjip, it will turn you into a mole.

Funditjip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Funditjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.