Rotnurtshav is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic ant.

Rotnurtshav created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rotnurtshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotnurtshav, she will destroy your home planet.

Rotnurtshav's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rotnurtshav's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not kill ducks.