Panyat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental badger.

Panyat created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Panyat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Panyat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Panyat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Panyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never paint your legs purple.