Pomdabgem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent shrew.

Pomdabgem created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomdabgem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pomdabgem, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pomdabgem's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pomdabgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Pomdabgem's priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Pomdabgem loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.