Flisvilstip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical alligator.

Flisvilstip created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Flisvilstip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flisvilstip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flisvilstip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flisvilstip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three foxes approach from the south.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.