Besstettigum is a god.
She takes the form of a small, narcissistic
porpoise.
Besstettigum created humankind six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Besstettigum, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Besstettigum, she will manifest in front of you.
Besstettigum's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Besstettigum's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick turtles.
2. Do not eat bread.
3. Never think about amino acids.
4. Always wear cyan.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.