Fossabmapwigwanbesttonlim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful whale.

Fossabmapwigwanbesttonlim created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossabmapwigwanbesttonlim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fossabmapwigwanbesttonlim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fossabmapwigwanbesttonlim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fossabmapwigwanbesttonlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Put Fossabmapwigwanbesttonlim first in all things.

4. Hide if eight snails approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.