Quillfadgid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing spider.

Quillfadgid created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfadgid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillfadgid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Quillfadgid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quillfadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Quillfadgid on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Quillfadgid loves sheep, so they must be honoured.