Bidcatyar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome fish.

Bidcatyar created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidcatyar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidcatyar, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bidcatyar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bidcatyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bidcatyar's priests.

2. You must love Bidcatyar.

3. Do not take Bidcatyar's name in vain.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bidcatyar on top of all buildings.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.