Cutgilvogpogfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing dolphin.

Cutgilvogpogfeb created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutgilvogpogfeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cutgilvogpogfeb, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cutgilvogpogfeb's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cutgilvogpogfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if four sheep approach from the north.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never write about amino acids.